Oh hey guys, my mom has been busy trying to graduate and stuff and has been a very bad blogger.
I thought I would take things into my own paws and write a post about things that would be super awesome this holiday season. Some of these things I have already, and others are things I hope Santa brings on his magical sleigh
(she still thinks I believe…)
As you guys probably know, I am scared of lots of things (my mom calls me a “pathetic pansy dog” a lot. I don’t know what it means, please leave info in the comments) . Anyway, I really like my THUNDERSHIRT. I don’t know what it does, but when she puts it on me, suddenly all is right with the world and I feel better. Thunderstorms, windy nights, fireworks. It does the trick!
It is also very slimming, a big hit with the ladies! I am a total stud.
Okay, on to the incredibly awesome stuff that I hope I get under the tree.
Tuffie dog toys are pretty darn cool. I am a super chewer and always like to rip the eyes off of the toys that I am de stuffiing. These guys put up a really good fight. Usually they last a long time, and even after that I love to drag the lifeless bodies of them around for months! This beautiful guy above is only a dream. Coming in at over $80, I know this won’t be showing up this year, but if I bat my beautiful eyes at my grandparents they may cave. Tuffie toys make a bunch of different smaller toys that won’t break the bank, such as this little guy…
Meet Larry the Lobster, he comes in at $16 and has good reviews! I would like to rip out all of his fluff and kill all his squeaker’s. Please take that threat seriously.
Okay, so lets talk treats. I am the ripe age of four and am a pretty active dog. My mom is worried that my hips and joints are going to be a problem when I get older, so she already gives me Zuke’s Hip Action treats. I really like them!
Okay. So lets talk about something very important to me. BALLS
Balls are my most favoritist toy in all of the land. I keep one with me at all times. There is NOTHING like a fresh tennis ball. I heard a rumor that you can buy them in massive quantities, so while doing some stealth research online (while nobody else was home, of course) I found it. I found the mother load.
48 beautiful tennis balls. Okay, I may be getting a little ridiculous here. I don’t need 48 anything. This is just one of those things I will put on my pinterest wish list *sigh*
So there you have it. The wish list from the dog who has pretty much everything. I hope that Santa thinks I have been good this year!
*Note– this is truly just a wish list. These are my favorite things and I am not receiving anything from them for this post. BUT, if they would like to send me some Tuffie toys to try out, I would not be opposed. – sincerely, Butternut Squashington.
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